A joke that was around a few years ago.
BRAIN SYSTEM: Attention. Alert registered.
CENTRAL: Alert? Number One, report!
NUMBER ONE: Sir! We’re picking up loud music.
CENTRAL: Music? We were just asleep!
NUMBER ONE: Yes sir. Ears report it’s The Last Train to
Clarksville.
CENTRAL: Goodness, are we being tortured?
NUMBER ONE: Sir, Eyes are functional and request
instruction.
CENTRAL: Tell them to open [...]
